i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years 

i have homework but i also have a blog and we both know which one is more important here

do you ever wonder who checks your blog everyday

i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’

do u think anybody ever goes to ur blog and says god damn i wanted that url

Hahahahahavesexwithmehahahah

I’d like to have a word with you. The word is sex.

have you ever just stopped and realized that if you hadn’t met a certain person in your life, your life would be completely different

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet